(give or take a few)
- Cut the roof off. Take off the back wheels. Insert handles into boot and call it a Wheel Barrow.
- A Guest House for that obnoxious visitor.
- Cut the roof off, turn the roof upside own, fill it with water and you've got yourself a fish pond!
- Stick it on the back lawn, fill it with plants, and you've got yourself a greenhouse! (remember to wind up the windows)
- Same as above, but instead of plants, use chickens, and Voila! (excuse the French), A Chookhouse!
- Same again, but this time paint it pastel colours, stick it in amongst the azaleas and there you have it. Your very own Morrie Garden Gnome!
- For those of you with dogs, the hubcaps make great Pooper Scoopers.
- For the fishermen among you, take a 1098cc engine along with you for that ultimate sea anchor!
- If your kitchen needs modernisation ... stick a Minor gearbox under the sink for a 4-speed garbage disposal. Use Reverse for the extra chunky bits!
- And for the adventurous Minor Enthusiasts, Gear sticks make great adult toys (so I'm told!)
- Why settle for Wagon Wheels in front of the house when you can have Minor Wheels?
- 23 Dead Minors on your front lawn is a great way to piss off the nosey neighbours (saves on lawn mowing too!).
- Fill with Kitty Litter, open the doors, and let your cats Go For It! You'll never have to empty the litter tray again!
- Silicon seal up the doors, fill with water, add fish, and Hey Presto! a tropical fish tank (don't forget the windows)!
- Remove wheels, line underside with felt pads, and sit on your office desk for the ultimate in paper weights.
- For Mack Truck drivers, hang a Minor Convertible of the driver's door - they make great ash-trays.
- Don't do ANYTHING with it. Morries seem to make great sanctuaries for spiders, moths and ants as it is!
Any other ideas? 
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